Sodas in Which You May Not Be Entirely Aware of: Moxie Soda
Moxie Soda proudly boasts that it is ‘Distinctively Different.’ This is probably true, unless you drink dirt a lot. Then it is probably a normal flavor for you. One time, while playing soccer in elementary school, I was curious about how dirt tasted. So, I ate some. Moxie tastes pretty similar to that. To be fair, the initial taste isn’t too bad, but when the aftertaste begins clawing its way up your esophagus, you’ll regret your decision. Of course, you can come on down to B & G Tasty Foods and try one for yourself seven days a week!
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